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The Herdmans’ feared reputation

The Best Christmas Pageant Ever

The Herdmans’ feared reputation makes the Herdman family a source of dread at school and in the neighborhood, and later turns their participation in the Christmas pageant into a spectacle. It rests on real damage and intimidation, but also on the way stories about the family circulate: the children’s known behavior makes even the possibility of a new disturbance seem credible, while Imogene Herdman’s use of other people’s secrets shows how information itself can become a weapon.

A reputation built from repeated trouble

The children are introduced as six siblings—Ralph Herdman, Imogene Herdman, Leroy Herdman, Claude Herdman, Ollie Herdman, and Gladys Herdman—whose conduct ranges from lying and stealing to smoking cigars, swearing at teachers, hitting younger children, and setting fires. The account does not frame these as a single lapse. It presents them as a recurring pattern so extreme that the narrator calls them the worst children in the history of the world. Their reputation precedes any one incident because nearly every kind of everyday rule-breaking seems to belong to their name.

The Fred Shoemaker’s toolhouse fire gives that reputation a concrete public scene. The old building burns to the ground, although the narrator is unsure whether the fire was intentional. The fire chief gathers fifteen or twenty children to warn them about matches, gasoline, and other dangers, without claiming to know what caused the blaze. The Herdman family’s response, as the narrator tells it, is to learn that a fire may bring free doughnuts. The contrast between the chief’s safety lesson and the children’s practical takeaway turns the episode into a miniature of their public image: even a warning becomes another occasion for mischief.

Yet the neighborhood’s response to the burned building complicates the idea that the family only causes harm. The toolhouse was already dilapidated, neighbors had urged Mr. Shoemaker to deal with it, and the fire was widely called a blessing in disguise; Mr. Shoemaker himself felt relieved. Narrator’s Father calls it the only good thing the Herdman family ever did, then adds the wry qualification that if the children had known it was good, they would have set fire to something else. The joke depends on a reputation so settled that even an accidental benefit is interpreted through expected defiance.

Secrets as instruments of intimidation

At school, Imogene Herdman’s reputation is sustained not only by physical aggression but by her ability to discover embarrassing information. Twice a year, students are weighed and measured, and their weights are supposed to remain private, like their report-card marks. Imogene waits near the nurse, Miss Hemphill, or hides behind the curtain beside a folding cot to watch the scales. When Ollie is sent to be checked, Imogene remains in the health room and copies the other students’ weights from Miss Hemphill’s records. The school treats those numbers as private; Imogene turns that rule into an opportunity to acquire leverage.

She uses the information to blackmail children when she wants something. Wanda Pierce gives up her charm bracelet, a prized object with twenty-two working charms, including turning wheels, piano keys, and small drawers. Imogene also gets Lucille Golden’s imitation-alligator pocketbook, and for a time receives ten cents a week from Floyd Brush. That last arrangement ends after Floyd contracts double pneumonia, loses fifteen pounds, and no longer cares about the threat. These incidents show how a supposedly secret measurement can travel beyond the health room and shape children’s choices: the fear of exposure gives Imogene bargaining power, even when the information has no bearing on the object she demands.

Imogene also uses accusation and rumor to make others feel exposed. If she does not know a secret, she may invent one, then hint that she knows what the listener has done and leave that person to guess. Her treatment of Alice Wendleken shows the lasting cost. After Alice gets head lice at summer camp, Imogene calls out that she has cooties and hits her on the head at recess. Alice is taken to the principal, and a nurse checks her hair with a fine-tooth comb and a magnifying glass; the check clears her. It does not undo the damage to her standing among classmates. The children continue calling Alice “Cooties” for the rest of the year, so the rumor outlives the medical finding that disproves its immediate basis.

School and neighborhood learn to expect disruption

The narrator describes school as a place where students spend the week being pounded, poked, and pushed around by the Herdman family, and Sunday as a welcome day of rest. That contrast gives the children’s reputation a daily rhythm: their conduct is not confined to a dramatic fire or isolated prank but shapes how classmates anticipate ordinary school days. Imogene’s tactics reinforce that sense of vulnerability. Children can be physically struck, publicly labeled, or made anxious by the possibility that a secret—or an invented one—will be spread.

The same expectation reaches the neighborhood. Mrs. Hazelbeck, who lives next door, points to the Herdman children’s yelling and screaming, their cat, and the garage door repeatedly banging up and down as reasons to predict a rowdy Christmas pageant. The complaints draw on familiar disturbances rather than on a specific threat made about the performance. For other churchgoers, the concern is also that a family who does not attend their church will arrive and take over the pageant. Narrator’s Father even jokes that the Women’s Society’s silver service should be locked away. Together, these reactions show how the family’s reputation makes people prepare for trouble before anything has happened.

The pageant turns fear into an audience

Alice Wendleken gives voice to the strongest version of that fear. She believes Imogene Herdman would carry out the threats she has made and argues that Narrator’s Mother should have refused the family’s participation. Alice expects the Herdman children to do something terrible and ruin the pageant; the narrator and many others think her prediction may be right. For two or three days, the prospect of the children playing Mary, Joseph, the Wise Men, and the Angel of the Lord dominates local conversation. Their roles become inseparable from the question of what they might do.

The anxiety is not shared without qualification. When a flower committee tells Mrs. George Armstrong about the situation, she feels personally responsible, saying that if she had been up and doing her duty, the problem would not have arisen. Narrator’s Mother, despite her own private doubts about the pageant, insists that it will be the best one yet. Reverend Hopkins fears that nobody will attend. The reversal is pointed: everybody comes, not because the family’s reputation has vanished, but because people want to see what the Herdman children will do.

The audience’s curiosity marks a change in how the reputation functions. Earlier, it serves as a warning that keeps classmates wary and neighbors braced for disorder. At the pageant, the same expectation draws people into the church. The crowd’s arrival does not establish that its fears are justified, nor does it erase the children’s earlier conduct; it shows that their notoriety has become an attraction as well as a source of alarm. The feared reputation thus shapes the event before the performance begins, making the family’s unpredictable presence the public question around which the pageant gathers.